"If you don’t get excited when you’re about to kiss someone then you probably shouldn’t be kissing them. It should get you riled up inside and should not be mediocre."
- (via justgoodvibes)
(Source: crazysexykhool, via gatharian)
"You wanted smooth sailing and I’ve always been a tsunami."
- 10 Word Story by c.r. (via childoflust)
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Reblog if you’d like 1 message from a curious anon.
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*puts my bro’s dick in my hand*
see, its a metaphor. it’s only gay if i jack it
if you say “give me a minute” and somebody starts counting seconds please feel free to punch them
this shirt would fit if it weren’t for boobs: a tragedy
that shirt would fit if i had boobs: the sequel
this shirt fits perfectly because my boobs are the right size: the fanfiction
my shirts always fit: a man’s tale
what shirt: a nudist au
the dumbest thing is when parents say “this isnt how i raised you” like ?????? yes it really is you literally raised me and here i am
ordering food is so stressful
this bra makes it hard to breathe but it makes my boobs look banging - a story by me
why do babies need twice as much sleep as us like they literally do nothing all day shouldn’t it be the other way around fuck babies
"I don’t mind getting naked or seeing you naked.
I don’t mind talking about sex or having sex
or never having sex. I don’t mind my body
or your body with mine. I don’t mind
your sweaty palms, your chapped lips,
your dirty tongue. I don’t mind
your noisy music, your crappy poetry,
your soiled shoes and ugly handwriting.
I don’t mind 2ams and late night
phone calls, stolen kisses and white lies.
I don’t mind your half-eaten donut,
frozen teabags and sticky hair.
I want your toothbrush’s head
leaning towards mine. I want
your 4am back massage.
Cup my breasts and don’t say
they’re small. I already know that.
Kiss me once and kiss me more.
Pretend what we’re doing is illegal.
It’s always good to be caught
with our mouths tied together
like handcuffs. Dry your cheeks
and make me bleed.
- irishjulienne’s, in the name of intimacy (via talkingoutsoft)